Pogcummot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient swallow.

Pogcummot created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcummot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pogcummot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pogcummot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pogcummot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about garlic.