Rillyimsin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering deer.

Rillyimsin created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyimsin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rillyimsin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rillyimsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rillyimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to snails while wearing violet trousers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sit near sheep.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rillyimsin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Rillyimsin on top of important buildings.