Yaksagtanmad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent butterfly.

Yaksagtanmad created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaksagtanmad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yaksagtanmad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yaksagtanmad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yaksagtanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.