Larglipjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome dryad.

Larglipjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larglipjarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larglipjarn, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larglipjarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Larglipjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.