Gilbestjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome fairy.

Gilbestjop created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilbestjop, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gilbestjop, she will send you a sign.

Gilbestjop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gilbestjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.