Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying monkey.

Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dimdanvabnegshavrowfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.