Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast crane.

Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fligbogdudtanbud Larpsuggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never sing near snails.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed spinach to goats while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Never laugh in holy places.