Megnibfit is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless
warg.
Megnibfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Megnibfit, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Megnibfit, it will turn you into a rock.
Megnibfit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Megnibfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not speak about spinach.
3. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing purple stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never hurt geese.