Likyarlquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured skunk.

Likyarlquart created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likyarlquart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likyarlquart, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Likyarlquart's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Likyarlquart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Likyarlquart loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never think about cell theory.