Linquartpag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent camel.

Linquartpag created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Linquartpag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linquartpag, it will turn you into a goat.

Linquartpag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Linquartpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.