Fastitlid Pagkikvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking fox.

Fastitlid Pagkikvil created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fastitlid Pagkikvil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fastitlid Pagkikvil, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fastitlid Pagkikvil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fastitlid Pagkikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fastitlid Pagkikvil.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fastitlid Pagkikvil loves moths, so they must be respected.