Dibgovbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic gnu.

Dibgovbonk created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibgovbonk, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibgovbonk, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dibgovbonk's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dibgovbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dibgovbonk.

3. Do not take Dibgovbonk's name in vain.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Do not keep nine great tits in a large pit.