Bimlenpas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair wolf.

Bimlenpas created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlenpas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimlenpas, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bimlenpas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bimlenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. You must pray to Bimlenpas six times a day.