Yarcamlibweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful hyena.

Yarcamlibweg created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcamlibweg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarcamlibweg, it will turn you into a duck.

Yarcamlibweg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yarcamlibweg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yarcamlibweg.

2. You must love Yarcamlibweg.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sprint near shrews.

5. Never talk about cell theory.