Dinpiblan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful rhinoceros.

Dinpiblan created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinpiblan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinpiblan, it will turn you into a duck.

Dinpiblan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dinpiblan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about spinach.