Labgessbedmob is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, intelligent rhinoceros.

Labgessbedmob created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgessbedmob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labgessbedmob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labgessbedmob's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Labgessbedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Labgessbedmob's name in vain.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never look in ponds.