Libtuntun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless parrot.

Libtuntun created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libtuntun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libtuntun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Libtuntun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Libtuntun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near whales while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Libtuntun in the centre of the settlement.