Nurtnibban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil ferret.

Nurtnibban created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnibban, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurtnibban, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurtnibban's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurtnibban's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to porpoises while wearing brown rings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.