Fighinnig Babripdav is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless weasel.

Fighinnig Babripdav created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fighinnig Babripdav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fighinnig Babripdav, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fighinnig Babripdav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fighinnig Babripdav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fighinnig Babripdav on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fighinnig Babripdav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Worship no other gods but Fighinnig Babripdav.

5. You must never eat peanuts.