Bonkquagsanpidhatdut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest wren.

Bonkquagsanpidhatdut created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkquagsanpidhatdut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonkquagsanpidhatdut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bonkquagsanpidhatdut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bonkquagsanpidhatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bonkquagsanpidhatdut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. You must love Bonkquagsanpidhatdut.

5. Never look at asteroids.