Wotfebgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered shrew.

Wotfebgig created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotfebgig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotfebgig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wotfebgig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wotfebgig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.