Mapgunhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective centipede.

Mapgunhas created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapgunhas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mapgunhas, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mapgunhas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mapgunhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mapgunhas on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.