Cidraknarl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless raccoon.

Cidraknarl created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidraknarl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidraknarl, she will destroy your home planet.

Cidraknarl's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cidraknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your chest indigo.