Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless cobra.

Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap, he will turn you into a rock.

Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap five times a day.

5. Lapgof Sugwodvogcaprag Flantabtap loves great tits, so they must be honoured.