Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy cat.

Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Nurlcitpark Rennibrutt four times a day.

5. Always wear black.