Cardimbonbabgarbessfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful owl.

Cardimbonbabgarbessfad created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cardimbonbabgarbessfad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cardimbonbabgarbessfad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cardimbonbabgarbessfad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cardimbonbabgarbessfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing mauve tights and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cardimbonbabgarbessfad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.