Tonkgovcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast donkey.

Tonkgovcat created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgovcat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkgovcat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tonkgovcat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tonkgovcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never think about dark energy.