Dagbaddiss Homlakbus is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, impressive cobra.

Dagbaddiss Homlakbus created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dagbaddiss Homlakbus, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagbaddiss Homlakbus, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dagbaddiss Homlakbus' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dagbaddiss Homlakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.