Ripdamkim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving swan.

Ripdamkim created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdamkim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ripdamkim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ripdamkim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ripdamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away from mauve otters, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.