Dagdubsom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented clam.

Dagdubsom created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdubsom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagdubsom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dagdubsom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dagdubsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing pink stockings and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.