Bifzedhon Dusscebsig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak mongoose.

Bifzedhon Dusscebsig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifzedhon Dusscebsig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bifzedhon Dusscebsig, it will turn you into a dog.

Bifzedhon Dusscebsig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bifzedhon Dusscebsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifzedhon Dusscebsig.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bifzedhon Dusscebsig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.