Ponsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful lizard.

Ponsug created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponsug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponsug, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ponsug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ponsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponsug loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Ponsug.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.