Binquamsidquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty monkey.

Binquamsidquam created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquamsidquam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Binquamsidquam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binquamsidquam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Binquamsidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not commit murder.