Butsafwapbab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless squirrel.

Butsafwapbab created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butsafwapbab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butsafwapbab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Butsafwapbab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Butsafwapbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not laugh in public.