Yamjopjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, annoying salamander.

Yamjopjarn created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamjopjarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamjopjarn, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yamjopjarn's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yamjopjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Always help otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never talk about fire.