Yimnurlcad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet troll.

Yimnurlcad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnurlcad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimnurlcad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yimnurlcad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yimnurlcad's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near bats while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

5. Never wear gray coats.