Sterpibjamarmcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind bat.

Sterpibjamarmcap created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpibjamarmcap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterpibjamarmcap, she will not care at all.

Sterpibjamarmcap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sterpibjamarmcap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sterpibjamarmcap first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Sterpibjamarmcap loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Sterpibjamarmcap must be the most important thing in your life.