Nellarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate badger.

Nellarg created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Nellarg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nellarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nellarg.

3. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never run near seals.