Largsternull is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil goose.

Largsternull created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Largsternull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largsternull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Largsternull's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Largsternull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Largsternull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.