Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud warg.

Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig, she will be very sad.

Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Gessrigpaskenlimmobflapjig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Do not kill pigs.