Sislunab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful grasshopper.

Sislunab created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislunab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sislunab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sislunab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sislunab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sislunab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.