Badquafapp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful warg.

Badquafapp created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badquafapp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badquafapp, he will turn you into a worm.

Badquafapp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Badquafapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.