Tarpnadpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent finch.

Tarpnadpod created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpnadpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarpnadpod, it will think nothing of it.

Tarpnadpod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tarpnadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the north.