Dossabfar Ominyatyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy badger.

Dossabfar Ominyatyatt created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossabfar Ominyatyatt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossabfar Ominyatyatt, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dossabfar Ominyatyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dossabfar Ominyatyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never pour water over plants.