Sigpibbumnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing fly.

Sigpibbumnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigpibbumnarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigpibbumnarl, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sigpibbumnarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sigpibbumnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never eat green fruit.