Hivnilvig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy bee.

Hivnilvig created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnilvig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivnilvig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hivnilvig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hivnilvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Hivnilvig loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.