Paknibrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive lion.

Paknibrap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Paknibrap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paknibrap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Paknibrap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Paknibrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Paknibrap.

5. Never write about moons.