Dodsabdit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional finch.

Dodsabdit created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodsabdit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dodsabdit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodsabdit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dodsabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not take Dodsabdit's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodsabdit.