Bepbastflig Negweefom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome dragon.

Bepbastflig Negweefom created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bepbastflig Negweefom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepbastflig Negweefom, she will be very unhappy.

Bepbastflig Negweefom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bepbastflig Negweefom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine otters approach from the south.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing green jumpers.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.