Lenrapsab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking dugong.

Lenrapsab created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenrapsab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenrapsab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lenrapsab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lenrapsab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never hurt whales.